When a car skidded on wet footpath and struck a telephone pole,
several bystanders ran over to help the driver.
A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in
and pushed her aside.
'Step aside, lady,' he barked.
'I've taken a course in first-aid!' The women watched for a few
minutes, then tapped him on the shoulder.
'Pardon me,' she said.
'But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right
here.'.

The WMIT.NET Team
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